“I want to marry Dionysus.
Can I marry Dionysus?”
“Dionysus was a woman.”
“So.
I have a strong bow,
a chariot,
burial sites full of Egyptian riches,
and genuine Nike sneakers from the 1980s.”
“So,
do you have a moustache?”
“No.”
“Was Walt Disney
a gay homosexual man?”
Poetry by W.T. tuqMairtin
from:
Lovers Of The Century (poetry book)